• what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “CAAAAROL! CAAROOOLLLL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

vexarian:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

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"Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them."

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thefrogman:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. 

[instagram] [h/t: wonderous-world]

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life tips with pizza boy

tip #12412451: don’t take klonapen, smoke a bowl, and drink jameson for three hours at the pub on an empty stomach….it ends with you vomiting all over a taco bell parking lot and losing most motor skills.

punkpoisonivy:

oh my god I’m so sick of the Miley Cyrus conversation ok 

Miley isn’t a feminist icon because she uses black women as accessories, is culturally appropriative, objectifies black women, uses slurs, and hasn’t apologized for any of it. NOT because she dresses scandalously or expresses her sexuality.

Stop ignoring racism in the name of sexual politics. 

Feminist “icons” are not feminist icons if they contribute to the marginalization of women. End of debate. Bye. 

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inn0thingwetrust:

Pantera - Cowboys from Hell

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tomdanks:

From the #EmoHistoryMuseum, a full set from Jimmy Eat World at Warped Tour 1999 in Dallas, Texas. To note: Sweetness wasn’t the set closer! Great set. 
Thanks to Washed Up Emo fan Kris for the video. 

Fuck… What an amazing fucking set. I will always love Jimmy Eat World, always.

This is tight as hell

Its weird and makes me feel old to think that Jimmy Eat World just put out their 7th or 8th record

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