So I officially have been hired at this office supply and distribution company in Middletown full time!

I am getting paid 24,000 a year with health/dental insurance, 1 week paid vacation, and 1 week of sick days. And I only work M-F 8-5.

SO stoked!

∞  05/23/13
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I bought an entire Vegan buffalo chik’n pizza from Nice Slice last night and have never been more proud of a life decision.

Now I am currently making a bagel and listening to Beastie Boys in Kristin’s apartment while she is taking a Spanish final.

tomorrow I am going to Ocean City Maryland for 3 days for my soon to be brother in law’s bachelor party. my liver is ready….I have been training for 20 years.

EVERYTHIN IS COMIN UP MILLHOUSE!!!!!

#good morning  
∞  05/23/13
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momandpopmusic: Happy World Goth Day, love from Mom+Pop xoxo.

momandpopmusic:

Happy World Goth Day, love from Mom+Pop xoxo.

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∞  05/22/13
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indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

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∞  05/22/13
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andrewskiiii:

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smidgetz:

this is clean as fuck. ok microsoft.

No. This is a vcr that can take discs.

Hahaha

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∞  05/22/13
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lulz-time:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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∞  05/22/13
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cosmo sex tip #1925

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call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

omg

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∞  05/22/13
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little-trouble-grrrl: cover from seven-inch single of ‘new radio’ in 1993  This was the first thing I ever bought on vinyl

little-trouble-grrrl:

cover from seven-inch single of ‘new radio’ in 1993 

This was the first thing I ever bought on vinyl

∞  05/21/13
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total-witch:

I really love this first picture because it looks like there are two Dale’s and two Nick’s (thank god there aren’t, one of each is enough..)

I am in love with my friends.

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∞  05/21/13
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